Dear Reese’s,
I would like to demand that your Inside Out Peanut Butter Cups be recalled from the market and never re-introduced. They are a hazard to my ass. Yes, I mocked them originally, holding fast to the principle that peanut butter’s rightful place is inside the chocolate, but a rummaging of the Halloween candy bowl in the dim light of the TV told a different story. I was shocked to discover myself enjoying your Inside Out cup even more than your everyday cup and have since been forced to hide the remaining cups from myself.
I’m a cup hider. This can’t be good. You must stop making them, lest I chase the Inside Out Cup Dragon and end up strung out in the candy aisle of a 7-11 in Chula Vista.
Sincerely,
Joelle